Hahaha, these are great, and some of them will make great fic bunnies. 'Plough Music'? 'Bondage for Beginners'?? *gathers them up for future reference* Did you read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies'? I thought it was pretty funny at first, but then it got kind of old.

That's good news about your car!! Yay!

And omg, I was telling my coworkers about your director actually coming to pick you up and drive you to work and they couldn't believe it!